Eliz, Courtney, and Darius explore the narrative significance of Robert E.O. Speedwagon. Yet another dog dies. JoJo vampires have special rules because of course they do. We say the word "hands" more than anyone probably should. And if someone out there knows how the criminal economy of late 1800s London works, please write to us at JJBX, The Pirate Club, Ogre Street, London, England.