S01E05: Speedwagon's Hot Moist Abs

This episode is sponsored by the Wind Knights Lot Tourism Board. Speedwagon's abdomen gets some action and then...some *action*. The Joestar team finally gets the annoying kid sidekick nobody was wanting. We learn the real way Elizabeth I ascended the throne (spoiler: by being evil). And the gang marvels at the depth and rigor of Araki's research methods when studying, say, Elizabethan England.