S01E07: It's Crop Top Time, Bitches

This episode is NOT the beginning of JoJo Dick Watch. The tailoring business that sublets inside the Ogre Street Pirate Club gets a shout-out. Tarukus cannot kill *anything* in one hit what is that guy's problem? Part of being a deviously sexy evil vampire lord is doing legitimately devious, evil things sometimes even if it means a baby dies. Jonathan breaks out his Grief Crop Top. And live fast, die young, Zeppelis do it well.