S02E02: The Matrons and Crones Are All Right

JoJo has totally touched a boob before and it felt like a wet bag of sand. Straizo would probably be into those over-priced handdyed scarves they sell at museum gift shops, let's be real. If you ever want to upset Eliz, try to argue that Joseph is a Gryffindor. Does Le Parfait make eye beam-repelling shot glasses or are they Duralex? And the gang has to start talking about literal Nazis in the plot, because turning and turning in the widening gyre, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, etc.