We at JJBX apologize for ruining your ability to read and say "lmao" forever. The real lesson from this chariot race is to never play any sort of game with Araki. For the second time in as many seasons, someone hides inside of a horse as a strategic move (and it works?). And the gang realizes what Santana's ultimate fate actually was, leading to a head canon cottage industry that's absolutely absurd, even for us. Who's thirsty?