Ah, yet another week where we entertain our listeners with sleight-of-hand, the noblest form of radio entertainment. We learn that sometimes a zombie just wants a mid-level management job with good benefits. And when it comes to Jorge Joestar, yes, with a J... we're sorry. There's time to save yourselves. You don't have to listen to this episode. And if you can explain the difference between vampires and zombies, please write to us at JJBX, The Pirate Club, Ogre Street, London, England.