We finally get to talk about Dio’s successful head transplant, the most important thing to retroactively happen in all of JoJo! How many random items from Sharper Image can Star Platinum steal? Why is Holly simultaneously the worst daughter AND mother? Why is Joseph so incredibly available to drop his entire life and fly to Japan? Why doesn‘t Jotaro own any socks? ...We answer none of these questions. But we have 47 more episodes of Stardust Crusaders to get through, so we‘ll probably get to them eventually.