Stardust Crusaders continues to throw way too much information at us! A cubist painting of Jotaro Kujo holds secrets untold. Once again two boys fu--err, fight using a woman's body as a proxy. We meet an extremely gross stand. We get our first ever ora ora ora. A hooligan loses an eye. Joseph gets an outfit change and we proceed to extrapolate way too much information from it. And we get to experience Hirohiko Araki's not-so-subtle commentary on American parenting style.