S03E03: Live Like You're Being Hermit Purpled

We learn about that time Dio visited Avdol in his boudoir and tried to hook up wi--er, recruit him. Jotaro gently extracts Dio's fleshbud from Kakyoin's body...is there a non-homoerotic reading of this? (No.) Holly gets fridged and nobody here at JJBX Industries is very upset about it. Thanks to Star Platinum being a cop, Joseph's Traveling Band of Wayward Teens finally knows to hit the road to Cairo. And dance like there's no one watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like there's nobody listening, and live like Hermit Purple is always watching and taking semi-nude Polaroids of you.