S03E05: Avdol and Polnareff Go to White Castle

This week two wizards fight in a capitalist theme park and it's not nearly as interesting as it sounds. A flesh bud is gently, tenderly revealed. We learn that the best way to write a fight scene is to tell rather than to show. Araki finally leans on a tired-ass trope to provide character motivation for Polnareff and we are not! Having! It! We all discover how much Darius knows about 90s commercials featuring rapping animals (too much). And we put to rest the age-old debate about what the hell Jotaro's hat really is.