S03E07: He Only Reads It For the Articles

We learn probably too much about the sexual lives of apes (and monkeys). Dio continues to monologue and we continue to love it. Polnareff is, in fact, a true representative of the behavior and personality of all French people. We add yet another item to our wishlist of Official Merchandise that Doesn't Exist. And it only took seven episodes, but hooray, we've officially broken the rules of how Stands work...hope you weren't too attached to those.