This week we prove that once again, Joseph is being lazy about using hamon, Polnareff is terrible at being from France, and Jotaro is definitely in love with Kakyoin. We also explore Steely Dan's kinks in detail because...that's literally what this episode is about, that's what's happening on screen, it's not our fault. And if anyone has experience doing bookkeeping or accounting for evil vampire masterminds and understands Dio's payroll, please write to us at JJBX, The Pirate Club, Ogre Street, London, England.