We finally establish what Dio Brando does in his down time when he's not fleshbudding people or staring at himself in mirrors, and it's...exactly what every other old rich person does. RIP Anubis, our favorite cursed sword in the series so far (*the only cursed sword in the series so far). Please don't use this podcast to write your undergrad queer theory papers, or at least cite us properly and send us a copy, geez. And we get a tease of next week's villain, which is fitting since that girl is *all tease* and 2/3 of us are absolutely fine with that.