This week we learn about what kind of domestic employer Dio is (spoiler: the thirsty kind). If you didn't know what roses mean in anime, well, now you do. Two-thirds of this podcast is firmly anti-doll. One-third of this podcast is firmly anti-gamer, no matter how old you are. We petition the universe to replace Vento Aureo's villain with D'Arby the Younger, because he rules. And it's official, Dio physically and emotionally *destroys* everyone he sleeps with, but hey, at least they got to have sex with Dio.