We spend a lot of this episode reciting ridiculous names of things, but it’s not our fault because David Productions put them there first. Jotaro continues to have an extremely high opinion of his own learning curve. Joseph is apparently doing some kind of muscle density workout whenever we’re not looking. An appropriate amount of time is spent discussing, once again, What Is The Deal with Hermit Purple. And hold onto your hearts, it’s almost time to meet the very best manservant, Vanilla Ice.