Polnareff must have a secret pocket full of extra earrings in that dirty bag of his. Vanilla Ice is cosplaying the lewdest gymnast of all time. Iggy finally dies, which means we can stop talking about him forever and condemn him to obscurity. Dio continues to be a bad example for how to run a relationship. We have to remember that Susie Q exists, which is almost as difficult for us to do as it is for Joseph. And if you want to sit at the Team Dio table in the cafeteria, then you best remember that on Wednesdays, we wear hearts.