Today we're here to discuss all the ways in which Dio is a tank top tiger. Despite seeing Dio's stand in action, we still don't know how it works. Why is the gang is tooling around with a vampire-protective bag, and why use it on Nukesaku of all dumbasses? We continue to be the only people feeling the correct emotions about Iggy and his death. Dio is the best character of all time due to his ability to have a noodle for a spine. And what state had the misfortune to elect Senator Wilson Phillips in the first place??