S03E45: Avdol's Chickens: Explained

As befitting the final episode of Stardust Crusaders, we dive into a lot of callbacks: what is a soul pizza? What are the mechanics of vampirism in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure universe? How does hamon even work? And most importantly: given what we know, what can we deduce about Avdol's pet chickens? Dio gets amazing lipstick, the gang encounters the actual Speed Wagon, and we learn that power over fundamental laws of the universe does not necessarily give you the upper hand over Jotaro Kujo punching you so hard that you explode.