We did it, we finally made it to the beginning of Part 4! And what a beginning it is: Jotaro is an adult with an actual backstory now, the show's main character is a Totally Normal Shonen Protagonist, and the primary JoJo is a tender delinquent with an affinity for nipple zippers. Also, it turns out Joseph Joestar has canonically had sex with *multiple* women in his life, which is maybe the most out-of-character canon we've had so far. And the ultimate bad guy in all of Japan is in this tiny town, so probably nothing else is wrong and the rest of the season will be super peaceful once he's gone!!