S04E06: Koichi's Hot Moist Egg

We have several questions this week: To quote every villain for the rest of the season who sees it, What The Hell Is Koichi’s Stand? What sort of demented craft project produces a fake cat in a bag that meows, moves, and bleeds? Why do so many stands in Morioh look like horrifying lizard birds (and yet not just straight up like featherless dinosaurs)? Would being friends with Araki utterly destroy your ability to plan and execute party outfits forever? And, if you had a teenage son, what crime would he have to be accused of before you concluded that the best way to handle the situation would be to literally kill yourself?