S04E07: Rainbow Halo Fake Josuke

Welcome to JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, a show about manifesting your personal will as a physical being and then trying to bang it out with them. Araki should switch gears and become a dj, that’s where the real career longevity is. The villain this week is a creepy teen boy and shockingly, none of us are into him. Jotaro Kujo remains unkillable to a degree that he breaks the plot. And we lay out the goth -> emo progression in meticulous detail because having strong opinions about emo kids is apparently part of our Brand.