This episode is a JoJo's otome game starring Koichi Hirose as our dead-eyed protagonist and Yukako Yamagishi as his shitbag boyfriend. Koichi's stand becomes actually useful but in return he gets a bad Stroheim haircut. Yukako's true power is self-delusion. We add Cape Boingy Boing to the Morioh Registry of Historic Sites. Josuke and Okuyasu help insofar as they bring a taxi so everyone can go home at the end. And remember: Columbus sailed the ocean blue, Koichi needs to... use the loo?