S04E12: High Stakes Whack-a-Mole

We determine that true villain of this episode is heterosexual guitar culture, Joseph Joestar makes leopard print look great, and redistribution of wealth would make an excellent stand power. We remain baffled by the bullshit rules of Red Hot Chili Pepper. A sullen wall of flesh contemplates his inherited destiny. And we discuss the appropriate etiquette for a JoJo gender reveal party.