The greatest opening credit sequence in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure gets a villain remix and we drool all over our mics. We learn what Araki's dying wishes would be. Kira's privilege is really showing. Hayato is now a fate-wrangling badass. Bites the Dust is basically just a cat when you turn on the light in a room. David Productions fixes some serious pacing issues from the manga. You thought we explained Bites the Dust last episode, but this episode we REALLY explain it. And did you miss Alessi? Most of us don't but Darius decided to drag him into this discussion anyway.