We have opening credits this week, and we remain a podcast divided on whether they are good or the absolute worst. History remembers Dio Brando as a champion back-haver. We spend some more time with Giorno, the Trauma-Informed JoJo. Bruno's sartorial choices are analyzed at length because...that's what we do here. And, incredibly, this is the second time in the series that a human being hides inside another living creature as a tactical advantage, well done Araki.