Hope nobody here loves the number four because it’s canonically the worst number. We meet the gang and immediately play favorites with them because that’s what we do here. Abbacchio’s parenting methods are beyond reproach. Giorno must spend hours ruminating on what to do if someone pees in his mouth #relatable. Mista is a master class in conflict avoidance. Fugo and Narancia...are there as well? And somehow a shoe is now a body part that Giorno can use to track someone, because Giorno gains a new stand power every episode.