Two thirds of this podcast hates polenta and the other third is wrong. Fugo would like for you to vouch for his Crime skill on LinkedIn. The main villain of a JoJo's arc has power over time and cuts off someone's hand and we know you're shocked. We are in awe of Bruno's grief zippers. Araki proves once again that he has seen The Godfather. And if anyone can tell us what kind of building code allows for a 13th century tower to have an elevator but no stairs, please write to us at JJBX, The Pirate Club, Ogre Street, London, England.