S05E28: Runt of the Butt Litter

In this episode we get very sad about Abbacchio, and so does the gang. Since we've already established that the afterlife involves you taking a semi-ironic job in relation to your mortal life, we use science to figure out Abbacchio's semi-ironic job. Once again, the mechanics of vampirism rear their head in the JoJo's universe in unexpected ways. We blatantly spoil the most famous plot detail from the 1997 PlayStation game Final Fantasy 7. And we ponder whether our podcast needs a Frog Death Minute, but it's really hard to find facts about frog deaths so we're definitely not going to do it.