S05E30: A Gimp Suit Under His Gimp Suit

Welcome to the Good Boy Apology Hour! This week we cover maybe the purest villain couple of the season. Darius is forced to explain the most horrifying local landmark of Worcester, Massachussetts. Courtney makes the mistake of asking a question on this podcast, which Darius and Eliz insist on answering, and we're going to have to live with ourselves. We explain what's going on with the paintings inside the turtle. The red string of fate is less kinky than it sounds like. Giorno and Mista continue to be soulmates. Araki must have recurring anxiety dreams about walking up stairs. And we find the one (1) plot hole in the entire season regarding the timeline of events.